Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 29, 2016
Puck: In local news, the tub has a new bath mat! Puck: What can you tell us, Elvis? Elvis: Puck, I'm live where the bathroom has never felt so fluffy. Puck: Elvis, on a scale of one to baby chick, where would you rate the fluff factor? Elvis: A solid "bunny rabbit." Puck: Gah! (FLUFF FACTOR) Elvis: Yes, Puck. It IS shockingly fluffy. Elvis: I've never felt so RELAXED.