Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 25, 2016
Lupin: There's a hole in the wall we can't reach, but beed to catch. Puck: Lupin, I'm here where the hole is just maddeningly out of reach. We go now live to Elvis on a book shelf. Elvis: Thanks Puck. This bookshelf is just a little too high and I am furious. Lupin: Puck, any word on what made the hole? Puck: Based on its size, we assume a nail, but there's no way to be certain until we can pry the hole off the wall, bite it several times, and study it further. Lupin: Have you tried yelling at it? Puck: Of course! Elvis: Onward, Lamp! Lupin: Hey! Puck: Hey! Elvis: No, LAMP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Lupin: Hey! Puck: Hey!