Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 26, 2016
Lupin: The woman is feeling under the weather. Here's Elvis with more. Elvis: SHHHH! Elvis here. where the woman is resting. Puck: This is Puck, providing the woman with a little spoon. Lupin: People recover from illness with giant mugs of hot tea and hours of British mystery shows. I prefer throwing up behind the fridge myself. Elvis: It is crucial that the toesies be kept roasty! Puck: Should I be whispering too? Studies have shown human feel healthy and strong when they're the big spoon. Man: Honey, how are you feeling- Elvis: DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? Man: Elvis, c'mon.... Lupin: Now I'm no British detective, but that looks like soup... people's most powerful medicine. Puck: You're the biggest spoon.