Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 27, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: A June bug got into the house- GAH! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Elvis: The June bug has been dive bombing us for 20 minutes, and seems-GET IT AWAY! Puck: A June bug is a Mediterranean date with a hard candy shell. Elvis: They're battery operated and remote controlled by Satan. Elvis: UGH IT FEELS GROSS! Puck: Nope That's enough! Path of least resistance. Lupin: 'til next we make battle, noble adversary... Puck: Guys it's...July!
Sometimes I feel that cockroaches are remote controlled by Satan; they always aim right for my head!