Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 23, 2016

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Lupin: The Baby is finally asleep, which means it's time for... Naptime championship wrestling!! Elvis: I'm the Prince of Pounce, the Duke of Puke, the Siamese you cannot please, Mommy's Special Boy, Elvis! And I'm coming for you, Lupin! Lupin: Elvis, I'll fight you anytime, anywhere. Outside the nursery door, under the baby's crib, on the baby's bookcase, you name it! Puck: Looks like this is going to be quite a match, folks. Elvis: Ready when you are... Lupin: I'm ready now. Elvis: Whenever you want to go. Lupin: Still ready. Elvis: ...Get ready. Puck: Kitty elbow. Feline Rewind. Fuzzy flop. Lupin's got Mommy's Special Boy in some kind of sleeper hold! No telling what's coming next! Woman: Guys, seriously?!! Lupin: It's just pretend!