Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 22, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: Reports of slander are coming in from the living room. Elvis, what have you heard? Elvis: Lupin, ordinarily I don't come out from behind the couch when there's company, but viewers need to hear this. Lady: ...Don't let the cats near the Baby! They'll steal his breath! Puck: What? Why would we do that? Lupin: Lady, don't flatter yourself. I have my own breath. I breathe it all the time. Elvis: Oh, yeah, I'm totally going to steal the Baby's breath...right after I curse this spindle for him to prick his finger on. Puck: Do I look like an old Siberian witch? Elvis: Be right back, building a tower to imprison the baby. Woman: Um, thanks, but ah, I think that's just an old wive's tale. Puck: CN news, ma'am...Do I look like I live in a gingerbread house in the woods? Elvis: Why would I even go near the baby?
Cats will lie on top of babies because of the warmth and soft blankets. If the baby is too weak to roll out from underneath the cat, the weight of the cat makes it hard for the baby to breath. It becomes exhausted and dies of suffocation.