Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 27, 2016

Transcript:

Lupin: There's a mysterious lump in the bed. Puck, over to you. Puck: Thanks, Lupin. I'm coming to you live from beside a very mysterious lump. The lump appeared in the bed about 5 minutes ago and has been mysterious ever since. Lupin: So mysterious! Elvis, what can you tell us? Elvis: Lupin, I'm live inside the bed, next to the mysterious lump. I'm preparing to kick the mysterious lump...for journalism! Lupin: Wait, Elvis, where did you say you are? Puck: Mysterious developments here on the bed, Lupin! Elvis: Ow! Ow! Ow! Lupin, the lump is attacking me, unprovoked!! Lupin: Guys- Puck: Have at thee, lump! Elvis: Come at me, lump! Lupin: Guys-!!