Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 01, 2016

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Lupin: CN news investigative report: Why do open books make the best cat beds? Puck: Lupin, since the introduction of the printing press, cats the world over have taken great comfort in curling up with a good book. Literally. Elvis: A cat can command immediate attention just by lying down. Man: Elvis, think you could move, buddy? Elvis: Nope. Lupin: Paper is an excellent conductor of heat. A book in a sun spot... Becomes the sweet spot. Man: Elvis!! Elvis: That was 6 scritches. I would have preferred 5. Puck: I enjoy the challenge of a tiny book.