Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 13, 1994
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Saleswoman: After years of slouchy grunge, sophistication is finally back in style! Bemure little hats that match tasteful little belts that match tidy little purses clutches in faux-fur encircled hands! Think Audrey Hepburn! Think Lauren Bacall! Think Marlene Dietrigh! Think Jean Harlow! Cathy: I look like the Queen Mum. Saleswoman: Don't look...think! Think!
Keep your fancy-pants constraining tarps. I prefer my grunge. Comfort first, fashionability second. And I NEVER follow the trends I don’t want to. Hell, I’m Gen-Z, and I don’t even have a TikTok account!