Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 05, 1994
Transcript:
Mr. Pinkley: Good morning, staff! We'll begin today with a light stretch'n'step class to elevate corporate spirit and lower corporate health insurance claims. At 10:00, we'll have a cleansing carrot juice break followed by an inspirational reading from "The Stress-free Office" and a demonstration of work station relaxation techniques. We'll adjourn for a fat-free veggie lunch, and then spend the afternoon discussing ways to use of time more effectively so we can go home at 5:00, relaxed and ready to enjoy an evening of real quality time with loved ones. Cathy: Out of my way, Electra! I have work to do!! Electra: Rats. She had another good day at the office.
Oh, yes. Nothing screams “useless” more than an all-day meeting.