Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 15, 1996
Transcript:
Charlene: If your online sweetie doesn't want to meet you right away, it means there's something disgusting about him that he doesn't want you to know! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! If he DOES want to meet right away, he's a superficial nerd who only cares about looks! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! If he doesn't care whether or not you meet right away, he's incapable of commitment! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Cathy: OH, JUST FORGET I BROUGHT IT UP! Charlene: See? That's your problem, Cathy. You're too negative.