Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 16, 1996
Transcript:
Cathy: Howard asked me out for coffee, and I accepted. Charlene: DATE ALERT! DATE ALERT! Mousse the hair! Smack on the makeup! Paint the toenails! Squish into the mini! Radiate the attitude! Transform yourself into someone even YOU don't recognize, and then spend the next five years in therapy asking why you attract men who don't appreciate the real you! Cathy: Nice to see that marriage hasn't changed you, Charlene. Charlene: Just because I left the choir doesn't mean I can't still belt out the hymns.