Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 31, 2010
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Irving: Can you believe that picture, honey?! The clarity! The definition! Is that insane, or what?! There's no comparison! The intense hues you get with the 30,000:1 dynamic contrast ratio! The crisper images of the 1080p resolution! The fluid motion from the 600Hz subfield drive! I mean, my visual perception skills' might be way more refined...but even YOU have to be blown away by the differences, aren't you, honey?? ...Honey?? Say something! Saleswoman: Your wife left the store ten minutes ago, sir. I'm a sales associate. Irving: I KNEW THAT!
Gee I didn’t think drooling over a TV warranted a divorce or worse, murder. I do think Irving is an @ss whole, but I don’t think I would go that far – after all he has always been a jerk – since she was first dating him.