Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 28, 2014

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Cathy: THAT DOES IT!! 400 women in line for a bathroom built for three in a theater that holds 20,000!! How much more of our lives are we going to waste standing for our turn with a toilet?? How many more times are we willing to miss part of the second act because there was a ten-minute intermission and a 35-minute wait?? How much more impatience can we take from men who have 100 more hours of free time a year because their room never has a line?? I say we stop the insanity and we stop it now! Storm the ticket office, ladies! Stage a protest! March to the front of the theater right this minute and demand more stalls!! Angry woman in red: Forget it. No one's giving up her spot in line so you can sneak in first! Cathy: Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do small bladders.