Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 26, 2015
July 25, 2015
July 27, 2015
Transcript:
Cathy: One vanilla ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles! Saleswoman: Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Cathy: Ice cream. A vanilla ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles. Saleswoman: Regular ice cream, low-fat ice cream or lactose-free ice cream? Cathy: Regular ice cream. Just a REGULAR ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles. Saleswoman: Lite chocolate sprinkles? Sugar-free chocolate sprinkles? Or carob sprinkles? Cathy: A regular ice cream cone with REGULAR chocolate sprinkles! Saleswoman: Sugar cone? Cholesterol-free waffle cone? Or high-fiber oat bran cone? Cathy: Forget it! Where's a normal ice cream store around here?? Saleswoman: A what? Cathy: A NORMAL ice cream store where they expect you to buy NORMAL ice cream! Saleswoman: What? Cathy: Isn't there one store left where you can ask for an ice cream cone without hitting a wall of healthy alternatives?? One normal store that ONLY sells nice, normal, full-fat, full-force ice cream cones?! Saleswoman: I haven't seen a store like that in years! Cathy: That's the problem with this country. No choices.
Ha! That’s one thing I love about this country… choices! You’re just not looking hard enough, Cathy..Hello Cathy friends! It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to come here. First I was in MD cleaning out my mom’s home (still not finished, what a big job!), which took up a lot of time and I was exhausted. Then I got back to GA, and we had no internet. It still goes in and out so I’m trying to fix that. Anyway, I have a lot of Cathys to read through, but I think we have some new friends. Welcome and hello to all!