That’s not a fear, so much as a good reason to not stand so close to traffic. A fear would be that the white van stalks you at night and rips off your kneecap when you’re getting into the shower.
LOL. I have to walk or take a bus everywhere and I think thoughts like these all the time. One is the wayward tree branch that is determined to poke out my eyeballs.
Ida No over 10 years ago
That’s not a fear, so much as a good reason to not stand so close to traffic. A fear would be that the white van stalks you at night and rips off your kneecap when you’re getting into the shower.
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
Good observation. Now I’m going to have nightmares! :)
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Quite an elaborate scenario.
PoodleGroomer over 10 years ago
The hook bumpers are to hook the front wheel of your bicycle in traffic in the dark.
andyeward over 10 years ago
Uh, was the comic done in a “negative” or something? looks like the toons LEFT kneecap.
benbrilling over 10 years ago
I’ve got tough legs. I’d tear the bumper off the truck!
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
Or it will cut a corner too close and grab a street light pole and rip the bumper off.
mrcomicsfan over 10 years ago
I saw a truck like that two weeks ago…
chromosome Premium Member over 10 years ago
I wear tough, loose jeans. I’m afraid it would hook me and drag me down the street.
pcolli over 10 years ago
I didn’t realise that the US had “white van drivers”….. in my case they’d be doing me a favour as both knees are shot..Too much praying? No!
Starman1948 over 10 years ago
A strange new comic.
RoseOlson over 10 years ago
LOL. I have to walk or take a bus everywhere and I think thoughts like these all the time. One is the wayward tree branch that is determined to poke out my eyeballs.