Close to Home by John McPherson for March 28, 2024

He’s something of a horses a$$.

He is a faun, half-human and half-goat.

Here is a flute, go and chase some nymphs.

It should all Pan out in the end.

How’s his condition nurse? ‘Stable’ , doctor.

The next patient is a centaur. The doctor will check his teeth, and then refer him to a horse whisperer.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar, and the bartender asked the rabbit first…“so, what’ll you have?”… and the rabbit says, “I’m not sure, thanks to Autocorrect, I’m not really part of this joke”!

Your friends at Autocorrect

So now I have to trot on down to the vet? Who knew!

That’s a healthy nose hair, doctor.

Doctors are always trying to pass the buck.

He’s become the centaur of attention.

Should have gone to the Vet in the first place, fixing the lower GI problem probably would solved the reflux problem.

Try some Nair. Please. :)

The patient will hoof it out of that office quickly after the doctor tells him to pipe down.

Satyr and faun problems.

Hope this doesn’t give him a PANic attack

Mean doctor – referring him along to someone who doesn’t accept his medical insurance. He really didn’t have a choice, though.

Where’s bleep?