Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for March 14, 2025

What are boards? Have they and hammers been invented yet?

Two boards? Haven’t seen them. Two broads, on the other hand….

So, you already have a saw to make boards?

Not sure how to build two boards with a nail. However, you can nail two board members.

rusty nail

He almost said you could nail two broads. Almost.

Progress???

So, he invented nails before wooden staves. This throws everything I thought I knew about ancient architecture into question. I’m so lost now.

At the price of lumber today….idts

Inventions come from need, not divination.

What’s a board should be Peter’s reply.

Nail? “Nail”? We in the Industry prefer, “Inter-fibrous friction fastener.” This from a ‘coloring book for adults’ from easily 50 years ago. Ah, how memory functions. [or not].

What’s a ‘board’

You’re reaching with that one, first you have to invent wood.