La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 15, 2025

I’m afraid that if I smile, they’ll see my gold teeth.

I use 3 eggs for an omelet. Not doing them much lately.

I cut back on 2 eggs. I make 3 slices of bacon, 1 Taylor Ham, 1 egg now.

If eggs were like the current DJIA, you could keep them but when you wanted to eat one, someone would come to your door and demand extra money.

We live pretty frugally, I’ll still make a three egg omelet about twice a week. They were $7/dozen recently, but at least they had some.

As much money as Americans waste, the cost of eggs is largely irrelevant.

And yet, we threw our country away for them.

You can’t make an omelet without breaking the bank.

I guess the yolk is not on you.

I would have to get out my electric skillet. But I could make an omelet tomorrow. The Reasor’s Supermarket Personal Shopper substituted Company brand JUMBO eggs for Eggland’s Large Eggs. The Jumbo Eggs are double yolk ones.

wait, trump still hasn’t brought the price of eggs down like he said he would on the first day in office…?