Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 22, 2025

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Well Worth Repeating:

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Just how many arm joints does Sears have in P1?

We had a kid on our HS team who was double jointed and nearly impossible to pin so I imagine that having three elbows on each arm could come in handy for a wrestler. Side note, NCAA finals tonight on ESPN.

Panel two inmà decides to take a catnap

This might be hot if the art was better.

Panel one racist Harry makes Jackie look bad that’s nothing close to a headlock

Panel 3 did horse girl put extra starch in her ponytail to make it stick up like that ?

P3- That Vulcan anal probe appears Tobe painful. Well, maybe not for these characters.

On this day in GT History: 03/22/1966

The combination of Billy Bunkin & Ray Merlin is just too much for 2nd ranked Derville High.

The rooters pick up the count 6 5 4 3 2 1! The game is over!…Milford wins the state title 98 – 73.

A few minutes later..

Asst Coach: There’s a mob of college coaches outside who want to talk to Billy & Ray…What are you going to do?

Thorp: That’s up to Billy & Ray!

(1966 – Milford State Champions)

We have a new record. The sam story arc for 5—-I repeat “5”—— consecutive days.

On this day in GT History: 03/22/1999

Chief Lind: Finch’s goon torched the utility room! Clear the Armory!

Det. Schmidt: I’m looking for you, Chief!

Chief Lind: Hey! Where’d you go with that light? Can’t…breathe…

Det. Schmidt: Chief! Where are you?

Rick Scott: Fire in the basement! Chief Lind is down there!

Thorp: Give me that flashlight, Rick! Get the players away from here!

03/23/1999:

Fire at The Amory!

Thorp: Chief?

Det. Schmidt: Check…Utility…Room.

Thorp: I’ve got to get you out of here, Schmidt.

Det. Schmidt: Find…Chief…First.

Thorp (in thought): Don’t panic. Breathe steady. Conserve stregnth.

Let me know when they get to the tables, ladders and chairs.

Ah yes, the classic front headlock, where you grab each other’s arms and scowl at each other menacingly. I’m gonna ask my coach to show me this one later – apparently I’ve been grappling wrong all these years!

P 3 (Inma): “….aargh…. grunt….stay away from peanut!….I saw her first, b!tch…uhgggg”

This is like a car wreck, we just have to look.

P1- When did Sears put a chin strap on her headgear?

P2- Did Sears dislocate her left leg? I can’t look at it!

P3- (Wayne Campbell): “Schwing!”

is the hippo hurricane hollow a legal wrestling move

henrys amazing he put all the readers in the sleeper hold with this story !!!!

It’s been a long time since I wrestled in High School, but I don’t think there’s a three-point takedown and a quick search of scoring high school wrestling supports my recollection.

Is the lightning bolt in P3 the new EES?

I’ve heard of Greco-Roman, but this leans more toward non-Euclidean.

How come Sears gets points for Oakwood but Inma gets points for herself? So selfish. And speaking of selfish, I may be selfish for promoting Mopped Up Thorp, but if not me, then who?

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Someone should tell Imma there’s no I in team.

In P3, how did Sears grow a foot at the end of her left arm ? Where did her left leg go? Just putrid “art”