Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 22, 2025

Does the brave knight, Sir Rodney, going to get yellow fever? I thought he was already yellow.

Always think before you speak.

Wrap this up, then on to Greenland.

You have just won a free trip to Panama!

No canal there back then.

I prefer Panama City Beach, fond memories from when I was stationed in Columbus MS.

I see what you did there.

Look as an invasion is at hand

Talley———ho!!!!!

Trump?

It’d be nice except for the mosquitos!

They want to own the Panama Canal.

Not sure I got this one today. I might be a bit slow today???

Don’t worry, Panama, they’ll confuse the Panama Canal for the ocean and float through.

Is Panama the car, a girl, or the country?

When I was a kid, we lived in Panama (Canal Zone) for three years. Really a fun time in my life. I remember visiting Old Panama which was mostly destroyed by On 28 January 1671, the original city was destroyed by a fire when the privateer Henry Morgan sacked and set fire to it. I remember finding teeth and bones in an area they were digging a new sewer line…

Danger, danger…..turn the fleet around…..

Leave it to the IDiot Navy to make a mess of it.

They start a conversation on the parapet and continue it on the ship.

And then, on to Greenland!!

Never suggest a potential conquest to a known Fink or would-be king.

Attack the Panama canal for the crazy king!

Hurry up! Trump wants it back!

One minute the Idiots are using catapults. The next they are sailing 42 gun ships. Id is one weird kingdom.

Panama – Van Halen?

I am not sure how the orange mutant as not been impeached, or impaled yet. Exactly what has he fixed? instead, he became enemies with NATO, is breaking contracts signed with other countries just because he feels like it without accounting for the consequences as if a contract was not signed because each party was getting something out of it, he thinks to administer is to say give it to me just because I say so without me having to pay for it, he thinks other people are at his disposal instead of him (or it) being a government employee itself and getting paid to do a job, he justifies the invasion of a country to another free country because he expects to get something out of it for personal reasons, he put every government job at risk, he made eating eggs a luxury, he says he wants to invade other countries just because, he invents enemies to say he is fighting for a cause and to justify he is getting paid.. just because a bunch of rednecks that think that freedom is to shoot guns while being drunk wanted to give ‘the others’ a lesson.. as if the consequences were just for the others. How a thing that acts like a baby and ‘governs’ by making tantrums and dictating things for his own purpose and not the country is allowed to govern?

Gonna take over that canal.

Panama is a popular spot to visit this year.