Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 05, 1971
Transcript:
Mark: Zonker! What a nice surprise! Come to vote, have you! Zonker: Certainement, me hearty! I promised mom I'd work within the system this term. Mark: Zonker we need your vote on this resolution, or it won't pass. Zonker: Really? Far out! Mark: Negative, Zonk! Not so far out! You've got to vote for us, understand? This is the most important resolution, or it won't pass. Zonker: Really? Far out! Mark: Negative, Zonk! Not so far out! You've got to vote for us, understand? This is the most important resolution of the congress, and our whole delegation is depending on you! Zonker: Oh... O.K. Mark: Don't blow it for me now, man- I'm going to finish up the vote count! Zonker: I'm with you brother! Mark: Well, this should do it with zonker voting for us, the vietnam resolution will be a breeze. This is just the kind of ideological victory I've been waiting for... Zonker Harris!? Zonker: Nay!! I changed my mind.
Mark should be saying, “Well, this should pretty WELL do it!”(Zonker’s first appearance outside the football team.)