Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 07, 2014
January 06, 2014
January 08, 2014
Transcript:
Congressional Gym Frank: I never need to go in there. I get plenty of exercise kicking the can down the road.
The american people be all like, “I want low taxes, low inflation, and low debt levels. I want the elderly and disabled to be able to live comfortably without working. I want crime-free clean streets. I want lots of stuff to buy with my high salary, but I don’t want the stuff to cost a lot. Food should be really cheap, so no one goes hungry. I don’t want foreigners crossing the border to work at low wage jobs, but if they’re educated and have desirable skills, they should be able to work here with no red tape. I want the strongest standing army in the world, but I don’t want it to go to war, ever.” Yeah, it’s no wonder that government is dysfunctional.