Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 28, 2015
Woman: Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been an actor in the theater, an archaeologist, and now he's a diplomat! Frank: He hasn't been any of those things. Frank: He used to install doors. Woman: Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances". Frank: And he was an inspector, looking for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. Woman: He said he "searched for ancient cultures". Frank: Now he sells mattresses.You think he's a diplomat? Woman: Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"!