Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 20, 2015
Library Ernest: Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? Frank: This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. Frank: This Napoleon biography is with the short stories, and the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Frank: Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart proile is missing --- it mysteriously disappeared years ago. Ernest: And what about the Albert Einstein bio? Frank: It's right up there, on the top shelf... Frank: ...the book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!
I read recently that Napoleon was actually not short.