Heart of the City by Steenz for July 20, 2000
Transcript:
TV: Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Mrs. Angleini: Atz-o! This is how you spend your summer vacation? Watching the same tape over and over and over? Your eyes are going to fall out! Take a break! Heart: I can't Mrs. Angelini! Tomorrow is the try out for our 'Wizard of Oz' play and I have to be ready! I've got to beat that stupid Kat for the part of Dorothy! I'm gonna be the most perfect Dorothy they ever saw! Mrs. Angelini: Well, you're definatly starting to look like Judy Garland .. The liquir years, that is.
… yeah this joke has aged entirely well after i’ve seen Judy, aka "How hollywood broke her into being like that. "