Heart of the City by Steenz for September 22, 2000
Dean: Oh, Mrs. Horn! Please don't expel me! I didn't mean to bring my cat to school! He followed me to the bus! But that's not the worst of it...Spock is guilty of a crime so ugly I can barely say the words! So I'm just gonna blurt it out: Mrs. Horn, Spock ate the classroom guinea pig! Aaaaagg! Guinea pig ghost! Will this madness never end?! Mrs. Horn: Well, I definitely have the story of the week for the teacher's lounge.