Heart of the City by Steenz for December 11, 2002
Heart: I can't believe you're going to school dressed like a goblin, Dean. Dean: I'm not a goblin! I am an urak-hai warrior of the evil wizard Saruman the White, from "The Lord of the Rings." Heart: You'll just do anything to get out of wrestling in gym class. Dean: You have to admit this is a lot more impressive than a fake doctor's note.