Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 16, 2007
Transcript:
Man: I tell ya, some of the diseases we dwarves get from working in the cookie factory are awful. Hamhock: I'll bet. Man: Fudge poisoning, caramel madness, brown sugar fever... frosting kidneys, confectioner's lung... Hamhock: Terrible... Man: Piearrhea... Hamhock: Okay, okay, I get it!!
Oh, relax, Hamhock. Pyorrhea is just a gum disease. It’s still kinda gross, but it’s not THAT disgusting.