Matt Bors for April 16, 2008
There are said to be two certainties in life: Benjamin Franklin: Death and taxes. Except, of course, for those who die in childhood. Woman: He'll never know the joys of the U.S. tax code! ...and any immortals that secretly live among us. Immortal Man: Filing every year forever is a kind of Hell. But the rest of us cough up the change until we kick the bucket. Man: FINALLY! April 15 And since 40¢ of every tax dollar goes to the military...it brings us to a THIRD certainty... Our taxes CAUSE death. Man: We claim our dependents at the morgue!
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