Monty by Jim Meddick for October 18, 2016

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I don't see why we have to take it down! My parrot decoy was a total success! Ever since we installed it, it scares away all the pigeons and The entryway awning spotless! Yeah. But unfortunately it also induced Ms. Mendelson's shih tzu to do a noddy on the foyers Astroturf welcome mat.