Monty by Jim Meddick for October 19, 2016
October 18, 2016
October 20, 2016
Transcript:
The bagel toaster's busted. I'm gonna open it up and see what's wrong... There's a label that says caution! Do not open! Panel to be removed by authorized repair center only. Oh, that's just something they put on products to keep uneducated people from electrocuting themselves or something... Look! There's a label on the inside too... Hey dummy, what're you doing? We told you not to open this thing.
Reminds me of a decorative, wooded, 2 -piece panel we had hanging on the garage wall that said “In case of fire, lift this flap” on the outer panel.
You’d lift it, and and underneath the second panel said" Not now, stupid! In case of fire!"