Pat Oliphant for April 22, 2008
Hillary Clinton: I'm celebrating - gimme a shot na beer! Bartender: Oh yeah? What we celebratin'? Clinton: My crushing victory over my opponent, which will lead inevitably to my ultimate victory in November! That's what! Bartender: Not the way I heard it - so, where's ya flag pin? Clinton: Flag pin? You only asked me that because I'm a woman! A flag pin doesn't go with my pant suit and scarf! Now, gimme a shot na beer!! Bartender: Sorry - no flag pin no service. Punk: Nothing convinces her, y'know. Clinton: You dare to speak that way to your commander in chief?? Bartender: My humblest apologies.