Pat Oliphant for April 23, 2008
Bill Clinton: You gotta help me, Doc - it's driving me crazy! The thought of it! I'll be playing second fiddle to that awful harridan! For four years I'll be first husband - history will remember me as that! It's so very embarrassing, doc! Doctor: But you must think of your strengths - you are embarrass-proof. Think of it - you are quite totally shameless. Clinton: You're absolutley right, doc - and it'll be my third term! Punk: The interns await you, sir.