Pat Oliphant for May 27, 2008
Barack Obama: When I was a chile, we was so poor, alls we had to eat was food stamps. Hillary Clinton: You call that poor? We was so poor we couldn't afford no food stamps - alls we got for breakfast was a shot anna beer! John McCain: A shot?! You could afford a shot?? Man: Hear all that? I couldn't live like that. Man; M neither - let's go huntin after church. Dueling non-elitists.