Pat Oliphant for May 29, 2008
Bill Clinton: OK, Hill - we'll push for you to get the V.P. slot with Obama. Then I'll get to be President again, and Obama can... well, who cares what ol' Obama does - we'll be in charge. Hillary Clinton: Yeah, after all, he did try to steal my entitled presidency. Let's go get 'em! Let's kill 'em! Bill: Of course, you'd need to learn to shup up, Hill. Or we'll end up living back there in the bide-a-wee trailer court where we came from. Hillary: Oooh, I didn't mean to say that out loud - what if someone heard me?! I didn't mean to be wishing some awful event would happen. I just want to be in a position to take full advantage of it when it does... and it is June, isn't it? Punk: They have met the enemy, and he is them!