Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 13, 1971
Transcript:
Linus sits on the ground and leans against a tree. Peppermint Patty sits next to him and says, "Linus, if a person likes another person, but that other person doesn't like the first person as much as that first person likes the other person, what should the other person do?"<BR><BR> Linus says, "Say that again." Peppermint Patty says, "If a person likes another person, but that other person doesn't like the first person as much as that first person likes the other person, what should the other person do?"<BR><BR> Linus says, "Say that once more." Peppermint Patty says, "If a person likes another person, but that other person doesn't like the first person as much as that first person likes the other person, what should the other person do?"<BR><BR> Linus replies, "I don't know."<BR><BR>
Maybe eat a York, Patty (Peppermint version).