Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2004
Transcript:
"What did you write on your hat?" "It's my empathy hat... It says 'That sounds terrible.'" "Why are you wearing it?" 'Because girls like empathy... and I'm no good at empathy. So now, when you're done complaining about something, you can just read the hat." DUMPED LOSER "She has issues."
I’m afraid to ask where the hat is. Probably better I don’t know.