Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2004

Transcript:

"What the @*#* happened to you,moron?" "I went to a makeover specialist and he recommended a hairpiece. Is it obvious?" "Dude, please, it's ridiculous. Never listen to that guy again. The next time you want to change your appearance, you ask me...Got it" "Got it." "...What do you think of gluteal implants?"