Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2004
Transcript:
"ZOO" "Gee, Mom...Why do the baboons have those big, puffy, rear ends?" "I don't know, Jimmy... that's just the way god made them." "ZOO" "And why do they let them roam free around the zoo?" "I don't know, Jimmy...I guess they're friendly...try petting one." "...Why was that boy touching you?" "If you'll excuse me, I have some gluteal implants that need unimplanting."
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