Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 22, 2004
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September 23, 2004
Transcript:
"What are you doing Pig?" "Studying ants with my magnifying glass...I'm very careful to give them their distance, so as to not alter their normal behavior and characteristics." "crackle crackle crackle ssssss" "I think I altered something."
Pig just discovered that ants are subject to spontaneous combustion. That should be worth a couple million in a study grant and a 911 Porsche.