Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2004
Transcript:
"...and have you seen 'The English Patient'? it's wonderful. I mean the story is excellent. It starts out in this...this........What are you doing?" "click click click" "I'm holding my imaginary remote and trying to tivo my way through your conversation...it's not successful, but still it brings me comfort."
If the remote is imaginary, where is the click coming from?