Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2004

Transcript:

"...Thank you all for coming to today's seance, where we will try to reach each of your deceased relatives and...wait...wait...I'm feeling a presence already..." "Gooooat...Gooooat...It's Grandpa..." "Grandpa Albert! Grandpa Albert! How I've missed you!" "Hold on...I'm feeling another presence..." "Zebraaa...Zebra...It's your Aunt Hildie..." "Auntie Hildie? I can't believe it!!" "Hang on, folks...Someone else is coming in...I feel it...but wait...It seems to be a...a...a...." "...Sausage link??" "Uncle George" "Piiiig....Piiiiig..." Who?" "What?" "It's my Uncle George! He was taken to the pork factory last spring and never heard from again, but he's come back to talk to me! What joy! What relief!...What-" "Uuurp" "...Sorry, Dude...Thought this might be a buffet."