Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2004
Transcript:
"Oh, great toaster, please make another prediction..." "Barcelona will host the 1988 summer olympics." "Dude...You're a fraud...all you're doing is saying stuff that's already happened...Tell me something that gonna happen!" "Fine...Here's one...Your bagel will be burned to a crisp......Ding!!" "Incredible!"
No, I’m pretty sure you’re just the only one who cared. The toaster inaccurately “predicts” past events. What do you expect for nine dollars?