Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2004

Transcript:

"Rat confronts Pig's "Future Telling" Toaster" "This toaster's a sham...He's just predicting past events. He needs to predict a future event, and it has to be one he can't control." "Fine." "Martin Scorcese will make a violent movie. Husbands will cheat on their wives. There will be conflict in the Middle East." "...That's not fair." "Oh, and the vast majority of newspaper comic strips will continue to be irrelevant relics from the 1930's." "I love those strips!"