Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2005
Transcript:
"You and I are gonna have a debate...debates prove who is smart and who is not...here are the rules..." ""Pig cannot talk."" "...And just to be fair, I've imposed a restriction on myself also." ""Upon completiong of the debate, Rat cannot perform a victory dance upon pig's head."" "...That's a major concession."
Pig’s going to win anyway, and he isn’t banned from doing victory dances on Rat’s head.