Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2005
April 25, 2005
April 27, 2005
Transcript:
The Rat and Pig Debate "...And in conlusion, I'd like to say that my opponent is a big, dumb fathead...c'mon, pig, defend yourself." "I would, but you said one of the rules was that I couldn't talk." "You are correct. And yet...You talked. Thus, you have fallen for my trap and violated said rule...you are therefore disqualified...I am triumphal and you, sir, are awash in shame." "Okay. ...May I go home now?" "Whoa, dude...No need to be a poor sport."
If only Pig could talk, he could’ve told Rat that “triumphal” and “triumphant” aren’t synonyms…