Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2005

Transcript:

"Look at that moron across the street...he painted his house bright purple." "Who's he think he is?...Prince? Like I want to look at a purple house." "Then there's that fathead with the barking poodle. And the jerkface with the car alarm. And the lard king who can't be troubled to mow his lawn more than once a millennium." "Whoever said 'love thy neighbor' never could have foreseen the idiots that live on our block."