Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 23, 2005
Transcript:
"I've just calculated that each and every day I've ever spend at the beach has been infinitely more enjoyable than each and every day I've ever spent at a job." "However, in order to spend ou days at the beach, you need money. And to get money, you need a job." "Cruel, isn't it?"
You think thats cruel… I HAVE NEIGHBORS WHO WANT TO EAT MY HEAD