Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2005
Transcript:
"Yay! Yay! Yay!" "What are you jumping around for, you dumb Pig?" "HAHAHA!!! Look! I just got this catalog filled with pretty women, and if you call the number in the back, they send you the woman!!...WOOHOOOOOO!!!!" "--Dude, that's the 'Victoria's Secret' catalog...If you call the number in the back, they send you the clothes...they don't send you the woman..." "...I grow sad." "You were sad before that."
I’ve been wondering why my woman hasn’t arrived yet